Author of the book with no pictures6/5/2023 ![]() ![]() You’ll be gasping because of the difficulty reading these long ridiculous words. The silliness continues all the way to the climax, an utter onslaught of ridiculous words and silly sounds that will leave you both gasping for breath. Novak makes you then declare that your child is the best kid ever (which of course is actually true, right?) and that they are also the smartest kid too. They’ll be laughing their gorgeous little heads off at you!Īfter the intial, B. ![]() And they won’t be politely smiling and nodding. All the while, your child will be very happy to learn these facts about you. ![]() Oh, it starts out all innocent, but then it starts to get hairy.Īs you read the book, you’ll make statements that you know are untrue, like that you are a monkey and you’ll even sing a song about the fact that you eat ants off the rug for breakfast. If you choose to accept the mission of reading this book to your kids or your class, it will make you, (a respectable, honourable grown up), sound silly and make your child laugh hysterically at you while you soldier on, diligently doing the right thing, but reading out the words as they are written on the page. Novak has used the foundational rules of reading a story to your child and used it against the reader for the pleasure of the child listening. Well, that’s until The Book With No Pictures showed up. Throughout history, story time has been simple. I’m afraid I have some rather chilling news for you. Introducing The Book With No Pictures review! Ladies and gentlemen. ![]()
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